Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Random Walk

"A heartbeat away." If I hear that one more time during this presidential race to the finish, I shall set myself on fire.

I check the obituaries every day, mainly to confirm I'm still alive. I notice that pictures accompany the writeups for some of the unfortunate deceased. I also notice that some of these pictures can't possibly show these folks on their best day. Why publish your deceased loved one's photo that shows them picking their nose or having an incredibly bad hair day? Perhaps they weren't so loved after all?

Do you ever reach into the drawer for a paper clip and come out with a string of them long enough to market as a necklace? I hate that.

Is a bomb-sniffing dog really, really smart or incredibly stupid?

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