Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday Miscellany

I watched none of the Sunday talk shows and, as a result, my mind is completely empty, uh, I mean it is refreshingly clear of the competing claptrap of partisan politicians and pundits.

As far as the financial meltdown goes, let's look at the bright side . . . Imagine Jeopardy music is playing . . . Somebody help me here.

Which doesn't belong and why:
a) Barney Rubble
b) Barney Fife
c) Barney the Dinosaur
d) Barney Frank

The answer is d) Barney Frank, because unlike the other three cartoonish buffoons, the Massachusetts Madam's character is real and may never be cancelled.

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