And Furthermore . . .

McCain did his best last night to make hay of Obama's association with the bomber Ayers and, of course, the honorable Illinois senator smoothly swatted it away. McCain called Ayers a washed up terrorist who he didn't really care about, but he should have gone on to say: "However, Senator Obama, if ever I have the misfortune to be in the same room as Mr. Ayers and his enemy of America wife, as you were, I shall spit in both their faces and kick him in the groinal region. I shall then politely excuse myself from their stench-filled presence."