What’s with all this talk about early boating? I’m hearing of lines blocks long in several states, lines of folks waiting to enter the boating booth and cast off. When did boating become such a proletarian pastime? And where did all these boats come from, especially in landlocked areas; aren’t we on the verge of an economic apocalypse? We can’t afford a toy boat, let alone a real one. And why is it considered early? Seems to me that it’s a little late to hit the water; isn’t that more of a summertime thing?
"What’s that?" My wife Joan is peering over my shoulder. "It’s early voting, not boating? So, they're waiting to cast their votes, not cast off on boats?" That explains it. Sorry.
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